I swear you probably think I’m making things up, but the strangest things happen in my life.
1. I arrived to the airport more than 30 min prior to my flight, and actually made it! Whoo! 4:55am is like Satan’s hour.
2. In the Detroit airport, I accidentally walked in on a beautiful blonde woman in the bathroom. The door wasn’t shut all the way, so I assumed no one was in there. This woman was standing up to pee, turned around and smiled at me, and I realized she was holding “her junk.” Soooo not a lady after all. Strangest airport bathroom experience of my life. I think I’m scarred.
3. Dad was wearing a safari outfit. All tan. The tan man. Tars, you should make it home more often and set the boundaries. Tan and tan are a NO NO!