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After the Olympics, Ryan Lochte will have some free time, and hopefully some more gold medals, and will want to date me. I’m sure of it.

In that case, I will have to come up with some pretty great date outfits.

Heyy Hot Stuff!

I can only imagine that he likes his girl in a swimsuit, so here are some options:

Vix Betsey Bandeau:

Or Jamaican inspired Poco Pano?

Cut outs? Mara Hoffman:

Or cutesey, Lisa Blue:

Or I could just stick to Target:

Things you should also know:

1. As of yesterday, I was a true Michael Phelps fan. With his 2012 Olympics starting off a little rough, I’ve done a switch-up. From what I know, men that don’t get their way, get grumpy.  Seems Phelps might be a little irritable come August.

2. Ryan Lochte has a girlfriend. Shucks. This was just an easy way to get out of getting ready on a Sunday. Plus I live in the Valley and it’s HOT.

3. I’d probably tower over Ryan anyway.  Karlie is demonstrating that for us here.

Cassie’s Bikini for Ryan Lochte: Top Xhiliration, bottoms Mossimo from Target.