They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, ok…fine. January Jones wants to be me. Isn’t it obvious? Well, shit… who wouldn’t?
I got into a redhead convo at the mall today. There’s nothing like shopping to clear your head. I was super depressed upon arrival, super depressed upon departure, but had a great time there in the middle. Something about new clothes, organized to perfection, is refreshing. I knew better than to walk into the All Saints store, but did against my better judgement. I HAD to purchase these beautiful nude booties. They are a staple! While ringing up, I kept switching credit cards, afraid to put too much $ on one or the other. The super adorable gay salesman said, “OMG! You totally are reminding me of “Confessions of A Shopaholic” right now! Red hair and everything!” I told him to hold a green scarf in my size.
Apparently redheads make up only 2% of the world’s population. So I can pretty much assume that January Jones wants to be me.
Amy Adams too. She said to InStyle Mag,” When you’re blonde, people associate it all with being flirty. With red hair, suddenly you’re quirky.” Well GUESS WHAT AMY- I’m quirky AND flirty. I told you that you wanted to be me.
And Isla. Oh wait, she’s a natural redhead. She doesn’t want to be me. She wants to be her. Ok, fine.
Today’s Healing Purchases:
Adorable Pirate Lace Up Shorts from Zara
I Miss NY…err…I mean… I LOVE NY Shirt by Chaser
Amazingly overpriced All Saints boots that I could not resist. I’m pretty sure my cousin has these exact boots from Old Navy. She probably paid a tenth of the price. Good job Lo.
Cassie’s Bratty “Shopping and You Can’t Stop Me” Look: Above items + Bracelets from Madewell and glasses by Banana Republic.
