There was an old woman who lived in a shoe…
Ohh shoot wrong story.
There once was a girl named Cassie, who drove her rental car real classy. She went to turn right on red, looked both ways instead, and proceed to hit the gassy.
Then she heard someone yell, “Hey Watch It!” and an old lady with a beard appeared right in front of her car. No nursery rhyme here folks! Swear to God this little old lady was 4 feet nothing and standing RIGHT in front of my car. I would have hit her if it weren’t for the beard (and the man across the way screaming). I’m talking a thick 5′o clock black shadow right on her face. I’ve never seen anything like it. Belonged in some Barnum and Bailey Circus show or something. That beard saved her life. Wouldn’t have seen her otherwise. She then hobbled off cursing at me in Spanish, while all I could think was, “damn that beard would have looked great in my blog.”
What a story.
This look is called Walk of Shame. Not sure why I tried to dress down a skintight nightclub dress with glasses and boots, but I felt as though I rocked it today… if not, at least I fit in with the other circus freaks!
Cassie’s Clownish Casual Look: Dress by Bar III, Boots by Matisse, Bracelet from LF, Glasses by NYC Vision.