Day 142: What Would Brooke Do?

It’s a fancy day at the Dzienny household for two reasons:

1. The finale of Dancing with the Stars

2. The premeire of Eden’s World (reality show on Logo following former Toddlers in Tiaras diva, Eden Wood)

I decided to dress black tie this morning, as I announce to the world that I will be taking Brooke Burke’s job next season on the All Stars of Dancing with the Stars. Err..well no one knows it yet. But I probably will. Hopefully. Maybe. I’m a great candidate because I can do her leg out pose like no other, and would probably pick better evening gowns to wear. I just need a little help in the plastics department. Dr 90210? Help?!

Eden Wood, what a joke. The 7 year old is moving to New York City to make it big after her success in the pageant world (winning over 300 pageants whoo!) She already dropped a hit single…remember? “Cause I’m a cutie, cutie patootie.” You probably don’t… unless you live here and hear Tars singing it daily. It’s okay to love hits from a 7 year old. Keeps ya young mom!

If for some odd reason, ABC doesn’t offer me the hosting job, perhaps I can go over to Logo and try to be on a pageant show? I can really rock the beauty walk, and they always have those big ones beating the babies anyway. Hey..I could have a future in this!