Jessica Simpson gained a whopping 60 lbs or something while pregnant, eating buttered Pop Tarts, Kraft mac n cheese, and Laffy Taffy, among other heavily processed foods. If that doesn’t make your stomach hurt, this will. She just signed a 4 million dollar contract with Weight Watchers to help lose the baby weight, and she is on probation until she loses a certain amount of weight. Shooooot, if I were getting paid 4 million smackers to lose weight, I would happily starve myself to death. I remember back in the day, Tars and I signed up for Weight Watchers. It was right after my first year out of high school, and I guess I, too was enjoying too many buttered Pop Tarts (and late night Jack in the Box drive-thru sessions). Tars wanted to help me over the summer, but with her naturally thin frame, they wouldn’t let her sign up!! She had to BEG them like, “Look…I need to help my daughter…she is really extra chubby right now and needs a friend.” Thanks Mom. We finally won them over on sympathy points. So, best of luck to ya Jess. Enjoy your baked potatoes drenched in salsa. Yuck.
BOY does this dress wrinkle! Ironing board, do you exist?
Cassie’s Lbs for Cash Look: Dress by Yellow is Gold (nice back opening makes up for wrinkles,no?), Shoes by Jeffrey Campbell, Necklace by Fergie, Rings by Rachel Roy and vintage.