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Ok I just had to…

Here are the 2012 Met Gala Red Carpet Looks. Some amazing…others not so much. I get really mean toward the end.

My favs:

Carey Mulligan in Prada

January Jones in Versace

Camilla Belle in Ralph Lauren

Ginnifer Goodwin in Monique Lhuillier

Jessica Biel in Prada (odd choice but I love)

Dresses I’m not so sure of:

Beyonce in Givency (Obviously her face is flawless, just not so sure of the stairs maneuver) Amazing Gertrude?

Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli (kind of Christmas ornament-y? no?)

Christina Ricci in Thakoon (I should hate this…but I don’t..hmm?)

Emma Roberts (Love dress…HATE HAIR that matches dress)

Looks I really DISLIKE:

Gwyn in spacesuit featuring side boob

Love this designer, but only works for 6 feet tall anorexic looking people. Sorry Elizabeth Banks.

Julianne Hough… proms over. Grow up.Kirsten Dunst dressed as Hitler’s wife

Kristen Stewart, I really dislike your attitude, and I really dislike your shoes.

Marion Cotillard you are so pretty. Why did you do this to yourself? Why!?

SJP the curtains should stay AT HOME!

Rachel Zoe. Go Eat Something. You are grossing us all out.

Last but not least…Karolina Kurkova…it’s NOT The Oscars. Why are you dressed like one?

Sorry beautiful people for hating on you! Next time run your look by your doorman before you leave the house. He will at least tell you the truth! Amen!