The highlight of my day was running into a homeless man on Santa Monica Blvd. He was a white guy dressed as Rafiki (you know the character from the Lion King), with blue face paint on half of his face, legs, and arms, a loin cloth, white striped athletic socks pulled up knee high, slippers, and a head scarf. He was violently sweeping the street and clearing off his territory when he saw me. He yelled, “Hey pretty redhead! How’s your sex life? Love life? Life in general?” I laughed and said, “Great! How’s your’s?” BIG MISTAKE. I got an earful of things I would never want to repeat! Next time, I’ll tell him to mind his P’s and Q’s.
P also stands for PUPPY! Grace and I were driving down the street today and we saw a white fluff ball bouncing in the grass. We had to pull over! This puppy was seriously the tiniest dog I have ever seen. So cute!