The Grammy Awards are always a hodge podge of poor fashion choices, in my opinion. The event is neither dressy, nor casual, so basically stars just try to dress outrageous. In the past, it seems whoever shows the most skin, gets the most coverage. Therefore why would you even wear clothes?! I wouldn’t! Apparently they had a Grammy “dress-code” this year…but it didn’t appear any different on the red carpet. Some looks were just OUT OF CONTROL.
Which brings up my outfit. I’ve been wearing this since Wednesday. No joke. I’ve taken it off for yoga and showers, but then resumed right where I left off. I feel very out of control this week, and somehow I thought if I broadcast it on my tee, the world will treat me gently. Hasn’t really happened that way, but I can pretend.
My fav looks from tonight:
Though Rihanna def was showing mad boob, I still loved. I think this is the best she has EVER looked.
Second choice, Beyonce. I loved that she dressed down and kept it simple. After having such a huge week being front and center for the Superbowl, I loved that she took away almost all the glamour, but still looks sexy.
Which brings me to my first poor choice. Solange. Oh girl. Sometimes I feel I could sympathize with you, having to stand next to Beyonce all the time, me having to stand next to Grace, etc. But please! Get it TOGETHA Sister! This shoe/dress combo and makeup/hair style is terrifying.
Another terror: Kaley Cuoco. MJ is dead. No offense. You are not him. Not even close, woman.
Fav: Kelly Rowland. Yes, she is naked-ish. If I had that bod, I would be too.
Worst dressed male: John Mayer. He honestly looks like he is trying to be Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka. I think the blue velvet is laughable.
Another hate: Katy Perry. I just don’t get the hair or the dress. I love Gucci usually, but this is bad. Plus, how does she wear underwear? With that light color, I’d be sweating it. Literally. She looks old, and sort of like the mom in Addams Family.
Tay Swift. I think you are so dumb and uninteresting when you talk on the red carpet. But I like your music. And even though you always pick a safe cream dress, they do look stunning on you. Props to J Mendel.
So there ya have it! And who am I to say what works and what doesn’t?
WAITTT A MINUTE. GIULIANA RANCIC does that. And she looked THE WORST of the night. The Mummy Returns. Seriously. Beige skin, Beige dress, beige personality, beige shoes. Barfing beige.
Cassie’s Out of Control (SERIOUSLY) Look: Chaser tee, Luna suede jacket, H&M skinnies, All Saints boots.